Zombie Law & Estate Planning
Who doesn’t like to sketch out plans for surviving the zombie apocalypse? But what if you don’t survive? Shouldn’t you still have a plan?
Imagine how terrible it will be if your survival party self-destructs trying to figure out how to dispatch you and divide up your loot and arsenal. You owe it to them to clarify these matters with a personalized Zombie Will.
This stylish document, crafted by an estate attorney, walks you through all the important decisions that will need to be made once you turn. You will create a detailed guide to your final wishes that will be of invaluable assistance to your family, friends, and whatever shell of a government remains after Z Day.
Walker, Bleedum and Payne is the one law firm that recognizes the need for documents that unequivocally iron out the legal grey areas that arise when the dead walk the earth. Will you continue to ignore this eventuality?
How Will I Receive My Will?
Like the undead hordes themselves, your Zombie Will will arrive at your home sooner than you think. We use DeadEx for all of our shipping needs. They are the only carrier that guarantees delivery in the event of an outbreak. DeadEx envelopes are covered in zombie blood spatters to mask the scent of the delivery person. The startling appearance also helps dissuade tampering and protect the sensitive material inside.
What Does My Will Include?
Your personalized Zombie Will is drafted specially for you, names your executor, and provides directives for your dispatch should you become a zombie. The comprehensive document is carefully designed to meet the legal needs of you and your family in the event of a zombie scourge. The document comes organized in a durable, custom-printed Walker, Bleedum, & Payne apocalypse folder complete with blood spatters. Exclusive bonus decals are included to help communicate to the living that you know the end is near, and you care about the future of your family and/or survival party. A Zombie Will is not only an essential part of wise estate planning. It’s also collectable, and guaranteed to increase in value after order is reestablished and the days when the zombie threat wasn’t taken seriously are looked upon with nostalgia.